I built my dreams around you
This is my new tumblr
Please don't ask for my old one-
I am starting again
blonde (but sometimes pink) hair.
I take too many photos.
I’M SOBBING I WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF A TOOTHBRUSH FOR SCHOOL AND IT LOOKS SO SAD
allykyle - dogs too!
Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
Anonymous (via sweetfilthpig)
Things men don’t understand #28464
i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.
hey government can I have some money to go to university
sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
How to dance. [x]
20 Heart-Warming Random Acts of Kindness